1 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:03,174 Hey, Vern. 2 00:01:07,075 --> 00:01:08,118 Vernon! 3 00:01:11,465 --> 00:01:14,790 Were you by any chance scheduled to turn yourself in 4 00:01:14,803 --> 00:01:16,889 at the D.O.J. this morning? 5 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:18,972 Fuck! 6 00:01:18,974 --> 00:01:21,058 Oh, fuck! 7 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:24,186 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 8 00:01:24,188 --> 00:01:25,229 No! 9 00:01:25,231 --> 00:01:26,272 God! God! 10 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:28,357 Goddamn it! 11 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:30,443 All right, let's go. We're going live in five. 12 00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:32,529 Oh, my fucking life! 13 00:01:32,531 --> 00:01:34,614 Goddamn it! 14 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,700 Why, motherfucker? Why, motherfucker? 15 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:40,873 Okay, so that's just piss-poor staff work. 16 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:45,044 Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck! 17 00:01:46,192 --> 00:01:47,233 Take your time. 18 00:01:47,235 --> 00:01:50,363 I'll make some coffee for everyone. 19 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,704 I'm gonna miss you, buddy. 20 00:01:58,706 --> 00:02:00,791 Fuck me, Frances! 21 00:02:00,817 --> 00:02:30,198 00:05:20,516 - Are you getting all this down? - Yes, sir. 83 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,528 - Why? - Any questions? 84 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:27,359 Whoever put that on my schedule is about to have a bad day. 85 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,670 What a waste of time. 86 00:05:28,671 --> 00:05:31,376 Do I look like somebody prepared to fly to fucking Kabul 87 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,108 for the goddamn national committee? 88 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:33,960 You do not. 89 00:05:33,961 --> 00:05:36,610 You look like someone prepared to fly to Philly for the world series. 90 00:05:36,611 --> 00:05:38,417 You get me, Robert. I'll give you that. 91 00:05:38,619 --> 00:05:40,702 It's my wife. What, Maddie? 92 00:05:40,703 --> 00:05:44,313 You're going with the delegation to Afghanistan, right, G.J.? 93 00:05:44,941 --> 00:05:46,470 Why would I do that, Maddie? 94 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,774 Because a full brigade of North Carolina guard rotated over there last week! 95 00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:52,671 So what? They know I support 'em. 96 00:05:53,203 --> 00:05:54,913 - I'll make a video... - Gil John! 97 00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:56,310 Everything's changed. 98 00:05:56,311 --> 00:05:57,439 Changed? How changed? 99 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,220 Taylor had another stroke last night. 100 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:00,724 He withdrew from the race. 101 00:06:00,725 --> 00:06:01,776 What? 102 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,332 That's... that's good! 103 00:06:04,747 --> 00:06:06,236 Well, not for him, obviously. 104 00:06:06,831 --> 00:06:09,675 Well, shit, Maddie, that's an outstandin' development. 105 00:06:09,676 --> 00:06:12,549 Nuhuh, honey bear. Guess who just announced he's running now. 106 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:14,756 - Who? - Digger Mancusi. 107 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:15,348 Huh? 108 00:06:15,349 --> 00:06:17,136 You're in a real race now, darlin'. 109 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:21,123 You can't just sit in your little man cave anymore, waiting to be re-elected. 110 00:06:21,124 --> 00:06:23,683 Goddamn son of a bitch! 111 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:27,033 That's an iPhone. Who smashes an iPhone? 112 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,286 He's got a new opponent. Digger Mancusi. 113 00:06:30,686 --> 00:06:33,510 Digger Mancusi? The Duke basketball coach? 114 00:06:34,158 --> 00:06:36,243 We're fucked, sir. 115 00:06:41,627 --> 00:06:46,839 Senator Laffer, on behalf of the council for normal marriage 116 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,441 and all the born and unborn children conceived 117 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:51,952 within normal marriages, 118 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:58,119 it is my privilege to present you with our 2012 "Say No to Sodomy" Award! 119 00:07:02,641 --> 00:07:03,906 My... 120 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,720 "Say Bo"... 121 00:07:05,849 --> 00:07:06,892 "to Sodomy". 122 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:15,790 Thank you, Simon. I'm deeply honored to receive this... this recognition. 123 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:20,524 But I am not the only one saying no to unnatural unions. 124 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:25,478 There are millions of normally married Americans... 125 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:27,673 The men married to the women... 126 00:07:28,596 --> 00:07:30,679 Who are also repulsed 127 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,471 when they think about two men together 128 00:07:32,726 --> 00:07:34,321 or two women together... 129 00:07:35,594 --> 00:07:36,642 Though maybe not as much. 130 00:07:40,066 --> 00:07:44,400 So hats off to the council for normal marriage 131 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:46,509 and the important work they're doing 132 00:07:46,819 --> 00:07:48,870 to prevent not just state-sanctioned sodomy, 133 00:07:49,565 --> 00:07:51,550 but also mutual masturbation, 134 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:52,931 frictation, 135 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:54,862 and barebacking 136 00:07:55,627 --> 00:07:58,756 across this great land of ours. 137 00:08:03,723 --> 00:08:05,244 - Hey. - Hey, Louis. 138 00:08:05,245 --> 00:08:07,328 How'd it go? - Great, I think. 139 00:08:07,676 --> 00:08:09,759 - What's "T.M.I." mean? - It means you overshared. 140 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,452 We're going to lunch. Care to join? 141 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,362 You can bring your friend. 142 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,513 - Afghanistan? - Mm-hmm. 143 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,131 Are you serious? Why? 144 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,554 I support the troops. 145 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:23,039 His wife's making him. It's more of a campaign swing. 146 00:08:23,096 --> 00:08:25,178 - But you don't campaign. - He does now. 147 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:30,306 Taylor dropped out. He's got a new opponent. 148 00:08:30,307 --> 00:08:31,184 Who? 149 00:08:31,185 --> 00:08:32,226 Digger Mancusi. 150 00:08:33,274 --> 00:08:35,577 Digger Mancusi, the Duke basketball coach? 151 00:08:35,668 --> 00:08:38,054 How the hell do you know who digger Mancusi is? 152 00:08:38,055 --> 00:08:39,177 My nephew goes to Duke. 153 00:08:39,178 --> 00:08:41,262 He's like a God in North Carolina, right? 154 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:42,304 Right. 155 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:45,738 Well, I mean, you're a God too, Gil, but you're like a retired God. 156 00:08:45,739 --> 00:08:47,857 He's... active. 157 00:08:49,264 --> 00:08:50,401 Holy cow, you're fucked. 158 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,843 Thank you, Louis. 159 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,494 Sorry. 160 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:54,730 Afghanistan. 161 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:56,363 Good play. 162 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,910 Very senatorial. 163 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:00,664 Digger can't do that. 164 00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,153 He sure can't. 165 00:09:03,318 --> 00:09:05,402 - You going too? - I'm thinking about it. 166 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:06,804 You should too, Louis. 167 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,430 Me? Why? 168 00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:11,674 Well, it wouldn't hurt for you to pose with some spec ops guys in wraparounds. 169 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:12,788 What do you mean by that? 170 00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:14,498 I gotta go. Late for a meeting. 171 00:09:14,499 --> 00:09:15,349 Yeah, me too. 172 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:17,433 Hey, Louis, would you mind getting the check? 173 00:09:17,434 --> 00:09:19,520 We'll settle with you later. 174 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:28,321 And on Capitol Hill tonight, senate Republicans opposing 175 00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:32,413 the clean energy and security act have begun a rare talking filibuster 176 00:09:32,414 --> 00:09:34,498 that's expected to last at least through the weekend. 177 00:09:34,499 --> 00:09:37,625 Sources close to senate minority leader Mitch McConnell 178 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:40,299 confirm that all 45 G.O.P. members 179 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,645 are likely to participate in the marathon effort 180 00:09:42,646 --> 00:09:45,535 to prevent the bill from reaching a full vote on the floor. 181 00:09:46,579 --> 00:09:50,749 Mr. President, the American people know junk science when they see it. 182 00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:53,357 A few polar bears who can't hack the swim 183 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:56,065 back to their ice packs does not constitute proof 184 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:59,192 that man-made CO2 causes global warming. 185 00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:01,513 In fact, that's just natural selection in action. 186 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,544 Do you think every one of God's creations made it on to the ark? 187 00:10:06,084 --> 00:10:07,125 Hell, no. 188 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,772 There are a lot of sharp elbows out there. 189 00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:10,824 Wow. 190 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,129 So this is a talking filibuster. 191 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:15,372 You see this coming, boss? - Yup. 192 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,200 I just hope to God this is a one-off. 193 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:21,205 What we need is good jobs, and that comes from fossil fuels. 194 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,208 - What time am I on? - 3:45 A.M. 195 00:10:23,209 --> 00:10:24,161 Do I have a speech? 196 00:10:24,162 --> 00:10:25,378 Not unless you want one. 197 00:10:25,872 --> 00:10:26,913 No one's gonna hear it. 198 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:28,571 I can get Andrea to knock something out. 199 00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:29,612 Eh! 200 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:30,904 What about this: 201 00:10:30,905 --> 00:10:33,204 you got the private contractor fundraiser tomorrow. 202 00:10:33,295 --> 00:10:35,759 You could get something nice about them on to the record. 203 00:10:36,455 --> 00:10:37,935 Beats smearing polar bears. 204 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:39,877 Why don't you rough up some bullet points? 205 00:10:40,836 --> 00:10:42,153 This is the apocalypse. 206 00:10:42,154 --> 00:10:43,195 You watching this? 207 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,016 I thought we adjourned. What's that old gasbag doing? 208 00:10:46,017 --> 00:10:48,204 Same thing you're gonna be doing in a couple hours... 209 00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:50,023 filibustering the clean energy bill. 210 00:10:50,575 --> 00:10:52,245 The fuck I am. 211 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:53,580 Am I? 212 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,394 Fuck. I am. 213 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:59,300 I just called to remind you, in case you were getting liquored up for the evening. 214 00:10:59,301 --> 00:11:01,384 Well, that's what normal people do, Robert. 215 00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:05,135 Not everybody's got season tickets to the opera. 216 00:11:05,136 --> 00:11:06,781 Tammy, get some coffee in him, huh? 217 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,664 I'll try, senator. 218 00:11:08,665 --> 00:11:10,749 Both of y'all can kiss my ass. 219 00:11:11,194 --> 00:11:13,378 Mr. President, when I was in school, 220 00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:16,206 they didn't even teach climate change. 221 00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:20,378 We didn't need it then, and we don't need it now. 222 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,147 Since when is the senate cloakroom being used for hookups? 223 00:11:51,148 --> 00:11:53,232 I think it's the cots, the novelty of it. 224 00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,939 Whatever happened to dignity and privacy? 225 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,477 I miss old Washington. 226 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,494 People fucked in broom closets. 227 00:12:22,353 --> 00:12:26,108 Would the distinguished gentleman from Seville take five? 228 00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:29,405 He will, sir. He yields to his colleague following a great state of fatigue, 229 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:30,706 which has overcome him. 230 00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:36,857 I commend the gentleman for his bold, fearless, and decisive march 231 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:37,981 to the top of his range. 232 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:40,099 He reminds me of our troops... 233 00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:41,574 Hooah! 234 00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,676 As well as our brave private security contractors, 235 00:12:44,677 --> 00:12:47,655 particularly those from carthage security systems, 236 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,142 triple canopy, 3-D global solutions, and other members 237 00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:54,583 of the southeast Asia private security association. 238 00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:57,523 Ladies and gentlemen, these are our real heroes. 239 00:12:59,462 --> 00:13:02,142 Raphael Edward Cruz. 240 00:13:02,794 --> 00:13:05,634 Jeffry Lane Flake. 241 00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:08,632 Christopher Scott Murphy. 242 00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:12,038 Joseph Simon Donnelly, Sr. 243 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,123 Who the hell are these people? 244 00:13:14,322 --> 00:13:16,848 - What? - Must be Afghan war dead. 245 00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,542 Wish I'd have thought of that. 246 00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:22,847 Those are the names of new freshmen senators, there, Gil John. 247 00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:24,931 Elizabeth Ann Warren. 248 00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:28,894 - Are you sure? - Andrew Ramos Guzman. 249 00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:31,078 Andy Guzman. There's an idea. 250 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,348 - What? - Andy, for the house. 251 00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:36,268 Should've thought of that. 252 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,475 Ever since his marriage blew up, he's been sleeping in his office. 253 00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:41,857 - You like him, right? - Not particularly. 254 00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:43,408 I'll run it by Louis. 255 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,989 - Got your speech ready? - I don't know. 256 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:50,156 Somethin' lame Tammy worked up. 257 00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:55,178 Well, why don't you reuse mine? 258 00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:57,861 The private contractors will love you. 259 00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:00,504 Hey, thanks. 260 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,918 Have you seen Andy Guzman this morning? 261 00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:10,046 Nope, but I believe you have in the cloakroom. 262 00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:12,078 That was him? 263 00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:14,734 According to, well, pretty much everybody in the building. 264 00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:16,218 Good source. 265 00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:19,915 Hey, Andy, you got a minute there? 266 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,764 Hey, Robert, what do you think I should read, 267 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,067 the bill of rights or emails from my ex-wife's boyfriend? 268 00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:25,435 You've probably got time for both. 269 00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:28,036 Listen, are you still looking for a place to live? 270 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,161 I am, I am. Why? 271 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,855 Well, 'cause Louis and Gil John and I are looking for a roommate, 272 00:14:32,856 --> 00:14:35,390 and you seem like someone who could really use a room. 273 00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:36,838 You got that right. 274 00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:37,984 It's hard to have a date. 275 00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:40,069 Yeah, I know. I heard you dating this morning. 276 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,358 Woke me up, in fact. 277 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,038 Oh. Sorry. 278 00:14:44,265 --> 00:14:45,608 That's just between the three of us, right? 279 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:47,220 Too late. It's high school. 280 00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:48,239 So what do you think? 281 00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:49,944 It's possible. 282 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,402 I'd have to check out the house. 283 00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:53,625 It's not a dump, is it? 284 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,826 Are you kidding me? It's Louis' place. 285 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:57,281 We have to use coasters. 286 00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:58,831 Why don't you come by and take a look? 287 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,673 I should be leaving the office around 6:30. 288 00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:05,495 Yeah, that works for me. I have a fundraiser, but I'll leave early. 289 00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:06,831 I'll swing by and pick you up. 290 00:15:08,236 --> 00:15:10,319 Man, I'm getting too old for this. 291 00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:11,891 - Filibusters? - No, man. 292 00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:13,641 Sex against the wall. 293 00:15:17,928 --> 00:15:19,020 All right. 294 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,386 So if we're going to commit on the Afghanistan trip, 295 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,526 I'll coordinate the schedule with the R.N.C. 296 00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:26,493 But do we want to run this by the campaign first? 297 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:28,177 No. We're definitely committing. 298 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,219 Do we have dates? 299 00:15:29,369 --> 00:15:33,156 - The 21st through the 24th, Mrs. Biggs. - Wait a minute. The 21st is... 300 00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,853 That'll work for us. The straw poll isn't until the 26th. 301 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:39,156 Straw poll? What straw poll? 302 00:15:39,158 --> 00:15:41,651 Now, remember, a big group is not acceptable to us. 303 00:15:41,652 --> 00:15:43,537 The senator has gotta be in every shot. 304 00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:46,091 Too many vips, it cuts down on his exposure. 305 00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:48,151 Yes, ma'am. We'll be clear on that point. 306 00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:51,250 It's gonna be tricky, G.J. You got to hit all the fear buttons 307 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,843 without looking afraid yourself, like you're there personally 308 00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,658 staring down Al Qaeda for America. 309 00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,530 Do you understand? 310 00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:00,791 Gil John? 311 00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:04,316 Well, I happen to enjoy hunting 312 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,450 ever since my grandfather took me out 313 00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:09,929 when I was seven years old to track a pack of timber wolves 314 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,407 who were preying on our cattle. 315 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:14,338 I told that story to Louis once, 316 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,423 and his eyes got all wide and he said, 317 00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:17,891 "You hunted wolves? 318 00:16:18,118 --> 00:16:19,722 Wasn't that dangerous?" 319 00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:23,699 And I said, "Yeah, for the wolves." 320 00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:27,945 But, you know, Louis is great. 321 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,240 Different backgrounds, that's all. 322 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,065 You get the general picture, senator. 323 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:41,226 Hickok is trying to paint you as unwestern, unmanly, limp. 324 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:42,645 Yeah, I picked up on that, Julie. 325 00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:45,348 And the numbers are showing that he's getting some traction. 326 00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:46,921 And so what am I supposed to do? 327 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,398 Switch to low rises? 328 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,972 Wear Doc Martens 1460s on the senate floor? 329 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:55,735 Sir, we think we need to consider 330 00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:59,126 a more aggressive communications package with this campaign. 331 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:01,966 Sir, I just fielded an invitation for you 332 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,542 from the Colbert Report, which is an amazing opportunity... 333 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,626 Wait a minute. No politician does Colbert. 334 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:09,542 You got no control. He makes you look like a horse's ass. 335 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:10,940 Yes, sir. 336 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,520 You gotta be pretty ballsy to take him on. 337 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:17,160 Which is your point. 338 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,204 Well... 339 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,117 Louis, you got a minute? It's important. 340 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,417 Clear. 341 00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,183 What's important? 342 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:28,829 It's not important. I just don't like to wait. 343 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:31,528 What do you think of Andy Guzman? 344 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:34,133 Guzman? He's okay, I guess. 345 00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,320 I worked with him on a couple reconciliations. 346 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,647 Bit of a showboat. Why? 347 00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:40,612 He's looking for a place to stay, like, right away. 348 00:17:41,757 --> 00:17:44,744 He just got elected, so you don't have to worry about turnover. 349 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,206 You got another quarter? 350 00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:51,596 So what do you say? 351 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:52,768 I guess it'd be all right. 352 00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:55,495 Great, because he's coming by tonight. 353 00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,352 I didn't know these things paid out. 354 00:17:59,572 --> 00:18:01,132 Neither did I. 355 00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:04,056 I'll see you back at the house. 356 00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:06,940 My lucky day. 357 00:18:09,579 --> 00:18:10,717 Fuck. 358 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:12,286 Not my lucky day. 359 00:18:13,277 --> 00:18:15,064 Melkin convened the grand jury. 360 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,975 Okay, the indictment's not a foregone conclusion, 361 00:18:22,328 --> 00:18:24,838 and even if they do hand down, we're a long way from trial. 362 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,502 At this point, I'm more worried about the ethics committee. 363 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:29,207 These are closed sessions, though, right? 364 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,075 Yeah, but you can expect the Democratic staffers to leak like crazy. 365 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,157 We're going into an election year... 366 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,199 Oh, really? 367 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,241 Imagine that! 368 00:18:35,721 --> 00:18:38,715 Melkin comes up empty for three years and now he wants to indict? 369 00:18:38,716 --> 00:18:40,083 Take your nickel back. 370 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,894 All right, all right. 371 00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:45,852 We need to change the subject if they do indict, okay? 372 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,408 Get me on that Afghan codel. 373 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:50,079 You want to leave the country? 374 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,013 Well, what? You got a better idea? 375 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:53,057 Not leaving the country? 376 00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:58,068 Get those, would you? 377 00:19:02,024 --> 00:19:06,276 Okay, so one more reason why you should make the trip to Afghanistan? 378 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,034 I wasn't aware of even one. 379 00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:10,447 The interview with that guy running against you, Hickok. 380 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,542 How did you see that? It was local. 381 00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:16,189 Christ, Louis, nothing's local anymore. 382 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:20,658 - Even I know that. It went virile... YouTube. - Shit. 383 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,906 Point is, if you're holdin' pressers in front in Kandahar, 384 00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:26,706 Hickok can hardly call you out for being a faggot. 385 00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,227 He wasn't calling me a faggot. 386 00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:30,515 He sure as hell wasn't callin' you Arnold Schwarzenegger. 387 00:19:30,516 --> 00:19:33,095 - Schwarzenegger's a faggot. - What are you talking about? 388 00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:36,222 Like 20 women have accused him of sexual assault. 389 00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:37,264 Never proven. 390 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:41,577 Look, Louis, you need to go, man. 391 00:19:42,261 --> 00:19:46,430 Get yourself photographed holdin' a saw or an M2 or somethin'. 392 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:48,754 What are they? 393 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,891 Light arms. 394 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:52,838 Right. 395 00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,696 You've never handled a gun in your life, have you? 396 00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:16,330 Ready when you are, amigo. 397 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,628 Thought you quit. 398 00:20:17,644 --> 00:20:18,895 Yeah, me too. 399 00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,310 I know what this looks like. 400 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,524 And who would that be? 401 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:32,283 Like I'm bringing my mistress to check out my new crib. 402 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,603 But the truth is, we just met. 403 00:20:35,462 --> 00:20:37,579 Although I've been backing him for years. 404 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,133 Yes, and I've been fronting for her. 405 00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,006 And who knew? 406 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:42,951 Who knew what? 407 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:46,078 That she was so much more than an illegible signature on a check. 408 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,130 Oh, and it gets better. 409 00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:49,878 She's setting up a super pac for me. 410 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:51,865 - Shh! - Oh, yes, shh! 411 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:52,909 We can't coordinate. 412 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,692 Forget I mentioned that. 413 00:20:56,549 --> 00:20:59,316 - Adriana de Portago. - Robert Bettencourt. 414 00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:01,791 From Pennsylvania, right? Senior senator? 415 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:05,139 Very senior. Eighth in seniority, in fact. 416 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,224 Unlike Andy, who's 97th. 417 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:10,838 Oh, well, a girl has to start somewhere. 418 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:22,508 Es perfecto! 419 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,553 Es perfecto! 420 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:26,637 Wait, wait. Don't get started without me. 421 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:29,138 Oh, okay, but no coordinating. 422 00:21:29,963 --> 00:21:31,680 Hey, this is more like it. 423 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,765 I am senator Andrew Guzman, 424 00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:35,849 and I approve of this room. 425 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,203 So official. 426 00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:40,225 Actually, Andy, on account of my seniority, I'll be moving upstairs here. 427 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:43,509 And I'm Adriana de Portago, and I approve of that and... Oh! 428 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,780 And I approve of that and a little bit lower. A little bit lower. 429 00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:49,051 Hey, hey, hey, you'll be bunking downstairs with Gil John. 430 00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:51,278 I don't think so, man. 431 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,101 That doesn't work for me. 432 00:22:03,128 --> 00:22:04,918 How could you miss that? 433 00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:08,706 How could you fucking miss that? 434 00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:10,617 Give me a break. I'm shit-faced. 435 00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:12,595 Jesus, Gil John! 436 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:15,963 It's only 20 feet away, for Christ sake! 437 00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,030 Ah! 438 00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:21,644 Fuck me. 439 00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:23,243 Must be the sightin'. 440 00:22:24,122 --> 00:22:25,163 I'm going to bed. 441 00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:27,172 I have to do an interview in the morning. 442 00:22:27,197 --> 00:22:29,280 Who are you? 443 00:22:29,442 --> 00:22:30,912 Adriana de Portago. 444 00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:32,930 From Miami? 445 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:35,831 You gave me money once. Thank you. 446 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,263 You're welcome. 447 00:22:37,264 --> 00:22:39,347 - Andy. - Louis. 448 00:22:39,348 --> 00:22:40,389 You joining us? 449 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:41,906 If I can have the upstairs room. 450 00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:43,787 - No problem. - Well, now, just wait... 451 00:22:43,789 --> 00:22:46,165 Ah! It's my house. 452 00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:50,039 Thanks again for your support. 453 00:22:50,347 --> 00:22:52,157 Anytime. 454 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,169 - Now, Louis, listen to me... - He's cute. 455 00:22:59,384 --> 00:23:01,261 Oh, for Christ sake. 456 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,675 Now, you're up for re-election soon. 457 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,852 Can we talk about your primary opponent Al Hickok? 458 00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:08,801 - Certainly. - Al's a friend? 459 00:23:08,802 --> 00:23:10,517 - I've known Al for years. - So have I. 460 00:23:10,518 --> 00:23:13,331 Now, that is a man's man, right? 461 00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:16,581 He's... that's the take on him, that he is just all man. 462 00:23:16,582 --> 00:23:18,330 The name right there: Al Hickok! 463 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,456 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 464 00:23:20,915 --> 00:23:22,635 How are you gonna fight that? 465 00:23:22,712 --> 00:23:26,551 Well, Al is blessed with a tall frame and thick hair. 466 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:30,478 Yeah, it's like Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger 467 00:23:30,479 --> 00:23:36,438 had a baby that then renounced his two gay parents. 468 00:23:37,725 --> 00:23:39,441 Did you... did you ever play any sports? 469 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,113 A little bit... tennis. Early on. 470 00:23:42,114 --> 00:23:44,282 - Tennis, that's good. - But I... wrestling. 471 00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:45,539 I did a bit of wrestling in my day. 472 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,374 - I wrestled too. - Is that right? 473 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:49,032 Yeah, I wrestled a little bit in high school. 474 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,076 Ready? 475 00:23:58,588 --> 00:24:04,240